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bangingukwon:

tomlinsarse:

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg 

OMG. TEARS EVERYWHERE.

(via alittledoseoflaughter)

everytime i play a video game and i die i dont say anything i just flick the game off

(via g-iggle)

whatthefunniest:

tomhiddledong:

innercheeseburger:

tomhiddledong:

the mediocre gatsby

the decent wall of china 

the ok depression

alexander the acceptable

(via laughcentre)

why dont i have more followers im hilarious

(via g-iggle)

free-universe:

Everyone on tumblr better fucking reblog this.

(via whyamisorandom)

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